How Not To Get Web Design Work

I get the occasional web design lead from mymonth these days.I can conceive that a web
website. I wanted to find a company I could passdesigner might use a freebie account for some
these onto. So I put an ad on a freelance site. Itspecial purpose, but your own domain name is a basic
specified the programming qualifications needed,advert that goes out in each email you send.6. Bad
stated that the successful candidate should havespelling and grammar.Western civilisation is doomed, if
good English, and was for companies only.The repliesusing SMS jargon becomes the standard way to
I got were enlightening. So much so, I made a list ofwrite to people. It doesn't impress old frts lik me, fr
things applicants did wrong. Here it is.I should pointstrtrs :( Especially if you're looking for work where
out I was initially prepared to give everyone a fair go.good spelling and grammar are important.7.
After the first twenty-odd emails, my attitudeFront-loading Flash designs.I admit it, I don't like Flash.
changed. I was looking for reasons to deleteI especially don't like it when it loads slowly on my
applicants. I only needed one successful one; withbroadband connection. I suppose it might impress an
100+ replies it was getting to be a headache, so Iignorant client, who doesn't know the economic
decided a brutal approach was needed.1. Failed toconsequences of having a Flash-heavy site.8. Don't
read the spec.Many applicants couldn't write properlyphone the employer up.Unless they say 'canvassing
in the English language. Many were individuals only.will disqualify', 'phoning the employer is a good idea.
Result: instant deletion.2. Failed to address the spec'sWhy? Because geeks are famously introverted and
criteria.Applicants bragged about how great theytongue-tied, supposedly. So if a web site designer
were. Many copy-and-pasted standard marketing guffcan communicate clearly over the telephone, that,
about 'solutions' and 'partnerships' into their emails.Tocoupled with a good application, puts you streets
engage anyone's interest about a proposal you needahead of the email-only applicant.No need to jabber.
to talk less about yourself and more about theA polite enquiry to establish contact will do. "Just
benefits to *them* of using you. One of the firstchecking you've got my CV", that sort of thing.9.
things I learnt about applying for jobs is you need toKeep yourself mysterious.Emails are impersonal.
show how you meet the criteria in the jobAnything that can establish you as a human being, a
description; see if you can find the employer'sperson, a potential ally and friend, is good. It'll make
wavelength.3. Lots of jargon.You quickly tune this out.you more memorable. No need to jump out of a
Anyone dealing with web companies probably gets agiant cake, 'though!However, you have to fulfil all the
lot of this. Applicants should talk to the client aboutother criteria as well. However great a guy you are,
*the client's* site and *their* needs, and avoidif you're a Unix man and they want Windows, forget
techno-babble.Write an application letter. Leave it forit.10. Leaving unclear phone messages.One chap left a
a while, then edit it. Brutally. Short punchy sentences,phone message, in which he mentioned his site,
no guff. Talking convincingly about how you cantwice, but not his 'phone number. His pronunciation
make the client money would be anwas bad, so I guess I'll never know how good he
attention-getter.4a. 'Coming soon' client-listingwas.11. Too far away.Most replies were from India,
pages.You say you've done work for lots of clients,Ukraine, Romania etc. Anyone who was closer to
then put up a 'coming soon' sign on the web pagehome (the UK) stood out. I mention it simply as a
where your client list is supposed to be. Hmmmm.4b.winnowing criterion.Also, I needed someone who
'Under construction' pages on your company webcould land contracts from UK residents; good English,
site.This looks bad; something you'd see on anwritten and oral, was important.12. Give your rates
amateur's site. Another reason to bin yourper hour.Forget that. You're not a lawyer. Web
application.4c. Only put up pictures of sites you'vedesign jobs can be clearly defined, in terms of time,
done, rather than links to the actual sites.I'd havework and software required. A definite price can be
liked to see some working example sites. Pictures canagreed on in advance. It's called a contract.
be faked, and they don't show backgroundOtherwise, you leave the client open to escalating
programming.4e. No mention of your main web sitebills, and yourself to mission-creep.13. Delay
URL.Let us guess where your own site is (if youapplying.The first few applications were more
have one). It's more fun! I tried guessing from thescrutinised. After that, fatigue set in. After one
email address. After a while I didn't bother.4f. Nohundred, only an applicant who seems a real prospect
hyperlinks at all.Just a short email spiel saying "I amwould be given more than five seconds' scrutiny.T. O'
great designer, hire me". Next!5. Using or for yourDonnell ( ) is an ecommerce consultant and
email address.A pro designer shouldn't use a freebiecurmudgeon living in London, UK. His latest project is
email address service. Basic web hosting costs $5 aan ebook on conservatories, available at T.